Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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