is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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