VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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