i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize