I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
