So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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