We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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