I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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