This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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