Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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