normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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