By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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