Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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