wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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