Just cropdusted the office
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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