You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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