My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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