Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I AM VODKA MAN
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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