I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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