What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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