I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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