Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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