Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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