My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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