I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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