I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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