That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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