Do you still have your period?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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