The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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