i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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