Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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