"it" just moved
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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