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a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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