Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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