Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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