I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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