Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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