the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Help. Why am I so naked?
The ass gains better be worth it
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