i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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