you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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