Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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