Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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