I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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