Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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