We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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