You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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