I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
babies were throwing up all over the place
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Shame is for Republicans.
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