Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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