also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
vagina is talking i cant
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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