Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
