..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
