Sry I called you an 8
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
All I want is dick and wine.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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