I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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