How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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